A Bride-To-Be’s Guide on Bachelor Party Survival

How To Not Have a Coronary During Your Fiancee’s Bachelor Weekend in Vegas

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Invite SD Friend to stay the night.

Pour chardonnay promptly upon her arrival.

Eat delicious Veggie Grill.  Order more delicious wine.

Go to a no-brain-required funny movie.

Sneak delicious snacks into theater via your purse.

Forget cups, try to sneakily drink straight from the bottle while seated in the 3rd row of stadium seats (because you were late and the back was already full).  Laugh more about this than the movie itself.

Detour to Yardhouse on way home from theater.  Share a Chocolate Stout Beer Float.

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Get hit on by a guy in a wheel chair while staring dumbly at the tv that was rudely just changed from ESPN to CNN.  Make mental note that “confused face” must be cuter than “normal face”.

Partake in an English nightcap at home.

Wake up to a balanced breakfast.

Shop shop shop.  Purchase amazing rehearsal dinner dress.  Have some greens at lunch (for nutrients).

Shop shop shop.  Purchase amazing bridal shower outfit.  Decide on sushi for dinner.  Arrive (purely coincidentally) just in time for happy hour.  Half off beer AND sake?  Better have both.  (and coffee?)

Try on wedding gown for SD Friend.  Get a little misty eyed, and a lot excited.

Remember B is in Vegas.  Repeat above as necessary.

The end.

Sarah Soon-To-Be

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