Mimosa brunching after a night of heavy drinking is a good idea, most times. Probably like 98% of the time. Hair of the dog and some Vitamin C, soaked up in a delicious carb-ful meal is pretty fool proof. Except in the following instances :
(Attempting said brunching on one of the following is risky behavior. All three will cause murderous thoughts and/or somebody throwing up in a stranger’s yard after an emergency pull-over. YOU’VE.BEEN.WARNED.)
- The kitchen is slow and your ibuprofen is now sloshing in a boozey, food-less stomach
- Shopping for Vegas outfits & bikinis is on the agenda immediately thereafter
- You have an hour+ drive home and no car snacks
Cely, you should probably call Picnik and get some copyrights or royalties or something on the speech bubbles. Just sayin.