- Pizza Hut does not deliver to our apartment. You can get pizza delivered anywhere in BFE, Ohio, but we can’t in the middle of fing suburbia Orange County?! There are TEN Pizza Huts within 7.5 miles of our apartment, and none of them will Fing bring me a GD pizza?! Cripe.
- Live Writer is a bitch and ate my Laguna Half recap. Since I’m not sure if I’ll have the patience to re-write it without crying/punching things/requiring an early bypass surgery, I’ll just tell you this : I didn’t PW, and I didn’t poop myself.
- THE OMISSION OF “& GUEST” ON A WEDDING INVITATION IS NOT AN ACCIDENT. IT MEANS I DON’T WANT TO PAY FOR YOUR RANDOM FRIEND/HOOKUP/PLAYDATE TO EAT & DRINK AT MY WEDDING.
Rage over. I’m gonna go take a nap and drink a beer. Probably at the same time somehow. Oh, I’m tired from waking up at 4am and PR’ing at a ridiculous race, if you were wondering.