You didn’t get thrown behind the bar at your own After Party?
… and then get dared to do a “reverse keg stand”?
… and promptly force your new husband to do it too when he made fun of you, to show him how freaking hard it is because HOLY SHIT beer comes out of a draft a hell of a lot faster than it does a keg hose?
No? Too bad for your wedding, then. :)