OUaL Does Madlibs – Halloween

Rawr rarr rarrrr… Halloween.

I’m never really interested until it’s right around the corner.  Then inevitably someone has plans I can’t turn down, I scramble to find a half-assed outfit, wind up stupid drunk and waking up the next day with some crazy makeup smeared all over my pillow.

Whiiiiich is exactly what happened again this year.

So SD Friend, who’s real name is Jenna (I’m over the anonymity attempts), begged me to squeeze a trip south to ol’ Saint Diahgo for some quality girl time.

Actually all of her friends were going to the Deadmau5 concert, and she wanted someone to dress up and bar-hop with downtown till it was over.

Fine with me – I’ve had something hiding in my closet just DYING to come back out and play…

tutu

TUTU!!!!!

Unfortunately the rest of the tale is somewhere between super hazy and non-existential.  So I thought you could help piece it all together…

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Are madlibs still cool?  They were the jam when I was growing up – along with Mash and Pogs and other things that didn’t require batteries or a USB port.

Anyways… we’re bringing Madlibs BACK!

Leave a comment with your fill-ins for the words below.  Tomorrow I’ll reveal my swiss cheese recollection of the night, and we’ll fill in the rest with whatever absurdities y’all come up with.

You already know I was in San Diego, bailed on a not-my-style concert in favor of bar-hopping, can probably guess what I dressed as, and slept on a friend-of-a-friend’s bed.  The rest is up to you and your fancy little imagination.

Bonus points if your imagination is fueled by booze.

Here we go!

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21 thoughts on “OUaL Does Madlibs – Halloween

  1. Hmmm I wonder where you got this idea. ;) You’re welcome for me not understanding running and fueling Lauren to come up with this idea. And thanks for actually making one! Teamwork!

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  2. Tequila, Sock, mess, 2, desks, Egyptian Pyramids, unsightly, Hooker, Taste, wasted, breeze, eagerly, pants, ball, strong, cheese, man, passport.

    I hope I didn’t mess this up, I always confuse adverd and adjective.

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  3. christmas ale
    girdle
    fugly
    cousins
    the jake
    creepy
    dumpy, more formally known as dumpster or cum dumpster
    touched
    shit faced
    angry
    incredibly
    arm warmers
    husband
    scary
    cheese fries
    sharpie
    gu chomps

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  4. Jagermeister, Stocking, hotmess, tramps, Mission Basilica San Diego de Alcalá, odd, kim kardashian-esque-ho-bag, taste, somewhere between sloppy and just shy of Amy Winehouse, soft, extremely, shoe, Jose Cuervo, weepy, Candy Corn, pool stick, Cell Phone

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  5. this should be hilarious to read… and lovin the tutu, you pull it off girl!

    vodka
    lacy thong
    succulent (hah!)
    3
    Balls
    Eiffel Tower
    Skanky
    FAHB (FatAssedHoeBag)
    Tastes
    DEFCON1
    magnificent
    strikingly
    socks
    walrus
    wet
    pie
    pussycat
    pepper spray

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  6. Oh girl, I love me some mad libs.

    bourbon
    skort
    hot
    19
    bottles
    Church of Scientology Building
    fancy
    trollop
    ruffled
    hammerfaced
    delirious
    joyfully
    pants
    car
    ridiculous
    tacos
    bananahammock
    keys

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  7. what is a noun? Just kidding! Here we go…

    tequila
    shoes
    fabulous
    21
    dogs
    Empire State Building
    sweaty
    slut
    taste,
    shitfaced
    crazy
    bathing suit
    toy
    silly
    hotdog
    lamp
    chapstick

    BOOYAH!

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  8. Let me start by saying I made my husband pick all the words hence the panties, tampon and bratwurst, I knew it would make it 100 times better. Can’t wait until you post it!
    beer
    Corset
    Fugly
    83
    Sticks
    Niagara Falls
    Creamy
    Skank
    Feeling
    Wasted
    Bumpy
    Slowly
    Panties
    Bathroom
    Stinky
    Bratwurst
    Pickle
    Tampon

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  9. obviously, here’s the right answers:

    green spinach smoothie with a shot of amazing grass
    SPIbelt
    more played out than octomom
    -4
    what’s a noun again? detectives
    pink’s taco stand
    blogger
    penetrate
    a slight warming of the limbs
    sparkly
    i forgot what an adverb is. i give up this is way too hard.

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  10. Ok, I’ll play but I think I can already guess what went down. Deadmau5 stuff is good for Spinning!

    Beer
    tutu
    black swan
    ten
    shots
    Gaslamp
    foggy
    ho
    heard
    three sheets to the wind
    drunk
    stalker
    pukey
    bra
    froyo
    sidewalk
    lipstick

    You’re right being intoxicated *would* have made this easier.

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  11. hahah this is fun

    lemonade
    socks
    banging
    14
    barbie dolls
    Sleep Beauty’s castle at Disney Land
    swirly
    bitch
    touched
    three sheets to the wind
    curly
    superman cape
    Sarah’s blog
    neon green
    tacos
    flowers
    8 sticks of chapstick

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  12. oh my God, I love this. and I’d get giggly and silly on you, but then you won’t take my entry, and then I’ll be sad. So I’ll keep this somewhat tame.

    salsa
    mermaid bikini top
    fresh to death
    78
    tasty cakes
    the last portapotty in the Boston Marathon
    saucy
    c-word
    felt it in mah bones
    hammerfied
    sharp
    adoringly
    a troll’s belly button gem
    banana
    pearly
    clif bar
    field hockey stick
    credit card

    thank me later.

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