Rawr rarr rarrrr… Halloween.
I’m never really interested until it’s right around the corner. Then inevitably someone has plans I can’t turn down, I scramble to find a half-assed outfit, wind up stupid drunk and waking up the next day with some crazy makeup smeared all over my pillow.
Whiiiiich is exactly what happened again this year.
So SD Friend, who’s real name is Jenna (I’m over the anonymity attempts), begged me to squeeze a trip south to ol’ Saint Diahgo for some quality girl time.
Actually all of her friends were going to the Deadmau5 concert, and she wanted someone to dress up and bar-hop with downtown till it was over.
Fine with me – I’ve had something hiding in my closet just DYING to come back out and play…
TUTU!!!!!
Unfortunately the rest of the tale is somewhere between super hazy and non-existential. So I thought you could help piece it all together…
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Are madlibs still cool? They were the jam when I was growing up – along with Mash and Pogs and other things that didn’t require batteries or a USB port.
Anyways… we’re bringing Madlibs BACK!
Leave a comment with your fill-ins for the words below. Tomorrow I’ll reveal my swiss cheese recollection of the night, and we’ll fill in the rest with whatever absurdities y’all come up with.
You already know I was in San Diego, bailed on a not-my-style concert in favor of bar-hopping, can probably guess what I dressed as, and slept on a friend-of-a-friend’s bed. The rest is up to you and your fancy little imagination.
Bonus points if your imagination is fueled by booze.
Here we go!
Ahahahahha obsessed with you okay here goes
vodka
tutu
hammered
7
men
the zoo
poppin
skanktastic
smell
super trashed
pink
happily
bra
flask
messy
garbage plate (it’s a real thing — come to Rochester)
spork
my other flask
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yeah garbage plates!!
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Hmmm I wonder where you got this idea. ;) You’re welcome for me not understanding running and fueling Lauren to come up with this idea. And thanks for actually making one! Teamwork!
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Tequila, Sock, mess, 2, desks, Egyptian Pyramids, unsightly, Hooker, Taste, wasted, breeze, eagerly, pants, ball, strong, cheese, man, passport.
I hope I didn’t mess this up, I always confuse adverd and adjective.
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christmas ale
girdle
fugly
cousins
the jake
creepy
dumpy, more formally known as dumpster or cum dumpster
touched
shit faced
angry
incredibly
arm warmers
husband
scary
cheese fries
sharpie
gu chomps
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Tequila, shirt, smokin hot, four, sharks, Eiffel Tower, crazy, whore, taste, shwasted, lively, bra, car, easy, pizza, table, nail file
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Jagermeister, Stocking, hotmess, tramps, Mission Basilica San Diego de Alcalá, odd, kim kardashian-esque-ho-bag, taste, somewhere between sloppy and just shy of Amy Winehouse, soft, extremely, shoe, Jose Cuervo, weepy, Candy Corn, pool stick, Cell Phone
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this should be hilarious to read… and lovin the tutu, you pull it off girl!
vodka
lacy thong
succulent (hah!)
3
Balls
Eiffel Tower
Skanky
FAHB (FatAssedHoeBag)
Tastes
DEFCON1
magnificent
strikingly
socks
walrus
wet
pie
pussycat
pepper spray
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Oh girl, I love me some mad libs.
bourbon
skort
hot
19
bottles
Church of Scientology Building
fancy
trollop
ruffled
hammerfaced
delirious
joyfully
pants
car
ridiculous
tacos
bananahammock
keys
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what is a noun? Just kidding! Here we go…
tequila
shoes
fabulous
21
dogs
Empire State Building
sweaty
slut
taste,
shitfaced
crazy
bathing suit
toy
silly
hotdog
lamp
chapstick
BOOYAH!
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Let me start by saying I made my husband pick all the words hence the panties, tampon and bratwurst, I knew it would make it 100 times better. Can’t wait until you post it!
beer
Corset
Fugly
83
Sticks
Niagara Falls
Creamy
Skank
Feeling
Wasted
Bumpy
Slowly
Panties
Bathroom
Stinky
Bratwurst
Pickle
Tampon
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The fact that you got spammed (likely due to all the dirty words) means you’re probably quite accurate. Haha
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obviously, here’s the right answers:
green spinach smoothie with a shot of amazing grass
SPIbelt
more played out than octomom
-4
what’s a noun again? detectives
pink’s taco stand
blogger
penetrate
a slight warming of the limbs
sparkly
i forgot what an adverb is. i give up this is way too hard.
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LOVE the Tutu!!!!
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Ok, I’ll play but I think I can already guess what went down. Deadmau5 stuff is good for Spinning!
Beer
tutu
black swan
ten
shots
Gaslamp
foggy
ho
heard
three sheets to the wind
drunk
stalker
pukey
bra
froyo
sidewalk
lipstick
You’re right being intoxicated *would* have made this easier.
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hahah this is fun
lemonade
socks
banging
14
barbie dolls
Sleep Beauty’s castle at Disney Land
swirly
bitch
touched
three sheets to the wind
curly
superman cape
Sarah’s blog
neon green
tacos
flowers
8 sticks of chapstick
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oh my God, I love this. and I’d get giggly and silly on you, but then you won’t take my entry, and then I’ll be sad. So I’ll keep this somewhat tame.
salsa
mermaid bikini top
fresh to death
78
tasty cakes
the last portapotty in the Boston Marathon
saucy
c-word
felt it in mah bones
hammerfied
sharp
adoringly
a troll’s belly button gem
banana
pearly
clif bar
field hockey stick
credit card
thank me later.
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P.S. after careful consideration, I decided salsa IS a liquid. you know… the really runny kind.
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