Tis the season.
This holiday season is a little screwy – it’s our first Christmas away from home. Brian’s working and I’m having a tough time committing to Christmas spirit with all the Santas in boardshorts and lit-up houses with sand on the porch instead of snow. And having the mailman deliver your presents. And baking treats and eating them all because your husband actually has willpower and your neighbor has a gluten sensitivity.
I am trying to be upbeat about the less-than-ideal situation, though. Like, ‘Bummer, Brian has to work…‘ AT LEAST HE HAS A JOB!
‘Too bad you won’t be with your families…’ YOU JUST SAW THEM LAST MONTH! AND 20 OTHER TIMES THIS YEAR!
‘Wahhhh it’s not Christmas without snow…‘ YOU HATE THE COLD! IT’S GOING TO BE 72 AND SUNNY HERE!
‘But now I have to do all the cooking…‘ GO TO SUBWAY YOU LAZY PIECE OF UNDOMESTICATED CRAP!
Great Lakes Christmas Ale – holiday cheer in a bottle
Just wanted to say sometimes things suck but you can make them better. And also sometimes you eat 22 servings-worth of bubble gum candy cane and wake up with a sore jaw and a dentist appointment.