Wanna know the best part about having my bro-in-law and his fiance staying with us was??
(aside from the excuse to do fun things, eat good food, and drink too much)
((and aside from the fact that we kinda sorta like them… a lot))
FINALLY GETTING TO BE “THE SHORT ONE”
Anybody know a good sports agent? There’s some serious volleyball/basketball/pitching offspring-potential in that gene pool. (in the very very very distant future please don’t freak out) ((ahem, Dad B))
I’ve already got a script proposal and casting call to ESPN for the new Dance Mom’s spin off, don’t worry. I hear early retirement calling my name…
OUaL Dating Tip : Fellow tall girlfriends, find yourself a tall dude and scope out his family tree (don’t get caught though, that’s toeing the ‘stalker’ line a bit) Bonus points if his kin prefer vertically-blessed counterparts as well. Latch on for dear life.
You’ll thank me when you aren’t imprisoned to a lifetime in flats or taking your shoes off for family photos.